The optical accelerator is designed to improve the optical sensory organ of the human body. Originally you would have to wear either the red blue or green accelerator dependent on your desired enhancement. Now they have created the "Shellac" accelerator which incorporates enhancements such as; 1000x optical zoom (both microscopic and telescopic), night vision, heat vision, inferred vision, x-ray vision and now a new feature, thanks to the reverse engineering of the "ChronoScope", Chrono-vision.
WARNING:
The use of more than one Optical Accelerator at a time may cause;
- Headaches
- Migraines
- Earache
- Aching of the jaw and teeth
- Fatal brain aneurism
Prolonged use of the Optical Accelerator in one go may harm your health. Experts say more than 48 hours of constant wearing may render you unconscious or with violent migraine however, recommended wearing time is advised at 24 hours maximum.
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Optical Accelerator... Accept No Substitutes!
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