Say hello to 'Mr. Companion Cube',
He likes to listen, long walks on the beach and he's quite the stallion in the bedroom if you know what i mean? if not... i mean he can transform into a marble statue of the lone ranger and his companion silver for you to gaze at for hours.
thats right folks all you need to do is log onto our website and order yours today!
Only £499.99, may cause stumbling, loss of speech, uncontrollable screaming and heart palpitations. If you experience any of these... your a woman or possibly homosexual. The Companion Cube is a trademark product of the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. Companion Cube... Like no other.

2 comments:
i like the box it has hearts on it n'awwww lol ^_^
where did u come across this cube heart subtance lol
lol tis an item on a game called Portal >.< its pretty huge tbh Eh. I'm surprised you aint heard of it :P
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